i love being a gentlemanly lesbian… opening doors for women… giving women my jacket… standing next to them in the side where the road is… offering them my arm… i love it!
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I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
“why do lesbians hate men” son almost all women hate men, lesbians just have nothing to lose by saying so.
also have any of y’all listened to a country song made by a straight woman? literally nobody in the world hates men more than a straight woman who has had enough.
“When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. And when life is bitter, say thank you and grow.”
— Shauna Niequist
(via purplebuddhaquotes)
